Land of Records and Flow
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rooferfeef:

"You can’t sit on my throne today, but sharesies are more than welcome right here.”

kayathedragon:

aganami:

This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!

The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.

"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"

Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.

This movie is fucking golden.

YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE

Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.

But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.

Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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  • teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
  • me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

phoenix-inc:

supremelanabanana:

notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

But you got a new computer! That’s an improvement!

and glasses 

gnarly:

its weird how you can have friends, but also have no friends at the same time

chillychaos:

chillychaos:

chillychaos:

im half tempted to look up “dexter manning fanfic" take a pic and snapchat it to him with the caption "doing some light reading"

I DID IT

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pFFFT

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#omg #dex

lareinaana:

arienreign:

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/

Watch non black cosplayers and lovers of cosplay stay silent on this.

binart:

guys quit sleeping on the job you have hero-y business to do >:V

gassbung:

ancient japanese proverb:

if his hair is white or gray

bet your ass he’s hella gay

#omg

apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

tarcaryen:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman